Why did the chicken cross the road?

While a cow stood behind it and smoked a blunt, while the clouds turned pink and it rained Pixie dust all day, and the road came to life and finally spoke it's words how it has back problems and needs to see a doctor, and then it started to rain birds, and the water was boiling, and the shrimps were boiled, and the peacocks started to eat the fresh shrimps, and then the shark ate the shrimps, and then the whale ate the shrimps, and then a little fishie killed the whale, while a random chinese person was sitting on a table on the otherside of the ocean eating sushie and found out that he had just ate Nemo, while the sun came down just to "chill" but quickly became upset, because it was all alone, because everyone was scorched by it's heat? Huh? Please tell me, why did it cross the road?